i was driving down the road toward the grocery store/plaza near my house and all these big brown baboon men with porcupine quills were beating up pedestrians and i looked up toward the big city on the horizon and there were two big alien spacecraft parked over the city that kinda looked like elongated japanese famicom systems from the 80s and i was all "omg we are so f'd!"

and then it ended.

The other day right down the road from me a group of thugs dressed in black pulled a pedestrian out of his parked car and beat the living shit out of him.

They were immediately arrested and all of them were charged with 'impersonating a police officer'.

I had a dream were I woke up and saw a giant baby.... about 6 feet tall, anatomically correct in every aspect just blown up in size. He was chasing me and out of no where SWAT arrived and confronted the giant baby and he simply swatted them away with his giant baby arms (super strength) and they went flying (literally). He continued to chase me down a hall in a house were I found a shotgun on the floor. So I picked it up and fired around the baby to scare it not kill it. And he got spooked and started to have a tantrum, stomping his feet, crying, and then screamed (high pitch). He raised and opened his arms as if to hug and comfort him and started charging so I jumped from the glass window that was behind me and.... then I really woke up. WTF was that, was my response.

Ha that is good.

Were the monsters dressed in red?, if so they might just be from The Village. God damn, I'm getting pissed off all over again just thinking about that film >:(

Today after I woke up my room was coloured in pinkish red, two miniature elephants were discussing fast Fourier transforms with an upside down left handed snake. I went to make some breakfast but my washing machine was empty so I had to go to the pharmacy to buy some coal for the dishwasher. However I couldn't leave the house because the door was singing in a yellow voice which was way too round so I decided to visit the dentist yesterday instead. I switched on my PC and checked my email.

I logged to GOG and saw new fixed forums with a workig search function, customizable library page and professional staff. And that's when I realized this is all just a dream... :(

I was voted at Gog as the most popular forum member.

omg i forgot the craziest detail... on my car radio in my dream, one of my local stations was playing 'land of confusion' by genesis.

I had a dream where the dream began and I thought it was dream then thought it wasn't then thought it was a dream again and woke up.

Do people just follow you on this forum?

*goes to get some popcorn*

huh.... went from red to grey....

edit- huh.... red again

Can you send some this way...

Probably, I use coconut oil for that buttery taste.

Aww, now I'm going to have to go upstairs and literally make popcorn.

I was being sarcastic.